General McChrystal Calls Obama a Cock Fag

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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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As reported in Rolling Stone, General McChrystal's entourage nicknamed itself, "Team America" after the film of the same name by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. In the movie, "Team America," the members of the team routinely used the phrase, "cock fag," to describe their Islamic enemies.

Apparently General McChrystal liked the movie so much that he routinely used the phrase in his everyday real life to describe irksome individuals such as President Obama.

After a few shots of whiskey following his firing, General McChrystal had this to say to a Fox News reporter, "Yeah, Obama is a fucking cock-fag. You can quote me on that. I'll spell it phonetically if you can't grasp it. Charlie Oscar Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Alpha Golf. "

The fired General pondered his bottle of Jack Daniels, then poured himself another shot. "Listen, the entire Middle East, including Afghanistan is nothing but a bunch of butt fucking human animals. If they aren't fucking goats, they're fucking each other in the ass. Obama spent a good part of his life over there as a teenager. My term is accurate. He's a cock-fag. Quote me on that. Need me to spell it out for you again?"

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