While it is always fun to watch a person take a s-it on a career that they've worked hard to nurture, most Beltway insiders say that the firing that will undoubtedly befall General Stanley McChrystal in the coming weeks couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.
General McChrystallight, the military's top strategist, proved that he clearly did NOT deserve that title when he pissed off the leader of the free world by agreeing to do an interview with 1977's most popular magazine, Rolling Stone.
Some of his comments included:
"The war in Afghanistan will fail unless thousands more troops are sent to help. So, all you here on Afghan soil now? You are destined to be killed, and your death will be in vain."
Upon first encounter with Barack Obama, General McChrystal asked him, "Here's $20.00. Make sure these bags make it up to my room without getting opened, right?"
The General stated he was "disappointed" with the Commander-In-Chief, and he believes that Obama is "afraid" of top brass.
Upon meeting First Lady Michelle Obama: "Wow, what a cute ittle turd cutter you have there. Wanna become Caucasian by injection?"
McChryuyustuial faces a maximum sentence of life without parole.
