Gary Coleman's body to remain in fridge with condiments

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Friday, 4 June 2010

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No, he's BEHIND the ketchup.

Gary Coleman dainty little corpse will continue to be stored next to the potato salad in a Utah fridge, because his funeral has been put on hold due to a family feud.

Gary's ex-wife Shannon Price , the woman who continues to victimize Coleman even in death, tells TMZ that she is fighting with Gary's parents, who famously were found guilty of stealing over $1 million from Gary as a child*, so the funeral can't go forward.

Shannon claims she is the executor of Gary's will and has the power to make all decisions regarding the funeral and Gary's estate. She further states that Gary's wishes were to have his body dissected and his entrails be sold on eBay.

Gary's parents wish to bring him to a taxidermist, then hit the road with his stuffed corpse to headline a one-man show called, "World's Most Exploited Dwarf."

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