More Sh*tty Celebrity Tweets about Gary Coleman.

Written by anthonyrosania

Sunday, 30 May 2010

Celebrities make it all about themselves, Tweeting about the death of an actor they wouldn't be seen with. Below are actual Tweets.

Blink-182 bassist Mark Hoppus tweeted: "I hope that in heaven Gary Coleman finds the peace that eluded him on Earth, and finally discovers what Willis was talking about."

Janet Jackson, former Diff'rent Strokes co-star: "I'm at a loss for words upon learning of Gary Coleman's passing. I want to remember him as the fun, playful, adorable and affectionate man he was. He has left a lasting legacy. I know he is finally at peace."

(As Opie stated, Janet, you can at least take solace in the fact that Michael will have a knee for the little fella to sit on.)

Second Willie Mays Hayes Omar Epps:, "RIP Gary Coleman You're forever a part of my childhood! Godspeed!"

Capitalization-averse actor John Stamos tweeted, "mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be...actors. r.i.p. gary"

Not relevant in years actress Marlee Matlin sent out multiple tweets:
"Sad news. Gary Coleman has passed away at 42. RIP"
"Whatcha talking about Willis?" - Gary Coleman "Diff'rent Strokes" Thanks for the laughs. RIP Gary Coleman."

Former American Idol judge Paula Abdul said: "I am so sorry to hear the sad news about Gary Coleman. my heartfelt condolences go out to his entire family."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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