New Orleans, Louisiana. Authorities have suggested a new way to cap the increasing flows of oil emanating from the broken pipe in the Gulf of Mexico.
Arthur Brain, from the Dept of the Interior, Louisiana, advised that if 200 Japanese Sumo wrestlers were sent to the bottom and placed end to end on top of the leak then this would solve the crisis.
Another expert, "Tiny" Mind, recommended that the best way was to redirect the pipe towards Cuba and let them cop it all. "Cuba could do with a good grease and oil change" he suggested.
But the best suggestion came from Dimitri Wit, other wise known as Dim, who advised that Superman could fix this in seconds.
Sigh! If you have any ideas on how to resolve the biggest environmental disaster in human history, then KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
