President Obama and Prime Minister Stephen Harper joined hands in Washington today to demonstrate the long standing goodwill between the two neighbours which they hope to celebrate by erecting a three foot high wall between the two countries from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
A beaming President Obama declared that few countries have enjoyed such a long standing peaceful relationship and mutually beneficial trade with each other.
"We consider Canada not only a good neighbour but our friend and ally and for that reason we plan on cooperating with them to construct this great wall between our countries, not because it is needed but because we can do great things together and as we all know, good fences make good neighbours."
"The Great Border Wall as it will be called will not prevent any illegal border crossings as it can easily be hopped over. It is symbolic of the trust we have between the two countries and will be used to hold international tennis tournament between the two countries and store novelty tee-shirts for tourists from both countries attending the event."
Some say that the wall is to be built with vegetable crates by first laying it out as a vegetable farm and work from east to west using migrant labour stacking the crates behind them.
Obama has dismissed the claim as "Horse Tooey".
"The wall is planned to take ten years to build and put to work the unemployed workers in our country that have been laid off from the banking industry that has bankrupted our country."
"While we may have failed in our efforts to control illegal aliens entering our country we hope we can help our northern friends stop aliens from Mexico from entering Canada when they are expected to arrive there in ten years along with the Killer Bees."
