CODE ALPHA: For those Spoofers who aren't aware of the existence of the National Security Agency and its ability to tap into your phone and internet conversations, let me assure you that the good doctor has always been on top of this insidious "eye in the sky" technology. Keeping in mind that, "loose lips sink ships," I have always operated in the CODE ALPHA mode.
For those of you who lack NOTARY SOJAC TOP SECRET clearance, or for those who might be marginally subversive, one must be mindful that what you write might be used to discredit you, or worse than that, leave you open to government interdiction. So, for the many times that you may have scratched your head, wondering what the hell I was talking about, it was really me operating in CODE ALPHA.
To those readers who have NSTC clearance and who are able to decode my messages, no explanation is necessary. For those who can't make sense of all this and believe I am nuttier than squirrel poop, for a limited time I will be selling the coveted NOTARY SOJAC TOP SECRET decipher kit for the bargain basement rate of $29.99 plus $10.00 for shipping and handling. Please email me your credit card number along with the 3 digit code on the back of the card. Please allow at least 30 days for receipt of kit.
