NSA creates decoding algorithm that works on any message

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 7 November 2009

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Undisclosed Location - According to my undisclosed source number 934, The NSA has revealed that it is now able to decode any coded message with a new quantum computer. This computer is so powerful, that it can even decode strings of pure random numbers generated by scientists.

Ten teams of scientists were instructed to each prepare one million random numbers. The numbers were fed into the program and coherent messages popped out at the other end of the computer.

Scientists were surprised because they had not even coded messages into the data. However, this did not stop the computer from revealing that each of the scientists had actually coded up Hitler's Mein Kampf.

The scientists were all summarily executed, being administered lethal doses of aspartame.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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