The N.S.A. has time windows!

Written by fred21679

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

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A man with credentials and paperwork supporting his former involvement with the N.S.A. (national security administration) recently spoke about the agencies ability to view past events!

"They achieve the capability using keyhole like satellites, which are constantly transmitting the information back to earth where it is stored!"

"Imagine someone kept vandalizing your mailbox; you setup a video camera and let it record until it happened again. When you noticed your broken mailbox you play back the video to see when it happened and who did it. That's essentially how this works only the satellites cover more area and the storage capacity is much larger!"

The man claimed the technology has developed dramatically since its successful use to capture the infamous Unabomber Ted Kaczynski. "You must realize that civilian technology is at least 30 years old, and when you and all your friends run out to purchase the newest tech toys whether it is a smaller more powerful laptop or a blue ray player its really very old technology that's financing the research, development and testing of the newest classified technology!"

The man was jokingly asked if they had windows on their computers and he replied "THE N.S.A. HAS TIME WINDOWS!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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