Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

image for Extremists plan to build Mosque near 9/11 Ground Zero site, well after all NY is the epicentre of "global lunacy" so why not?
Maybe NY extremists will invite him to open their new Mosque at Ground Zero, who knows?

Multi-culti tolerant US and especially New York are in a desperate turmoil because extremists want to build a Mosque next door to the 9/11 Ground Zero site.

This is causing much disbelief among New Yorkers who feel that the site chosen for the Mosque is "slightly sensitive" and ask the question why should they want to build it there anyway?

As for extremists they claim that a Mosque should be built near the site because after all the "Great One" is everywhere and Ground Zero is no different, also Bin Laden claimed his attack was an act of God, so extremists feel they have the right to be near their God.

Many "normal" New Yorkers are quite suspicious of this plan and feel that inside the Mosque it could be turned into a secret "Extremist Shrine" where worshippers can actually feel their God at his most active.

Now any sane person would never allow the extremists their wish, but as we are in the "epicentre of lunacy" called the Big Apple, anything seems to go.

After the disgraceful act of "lunacy" by extremist terrorists attacking NY, the very thought of a Mosque being built next door seems ludicrous to normal people, but New York holds host to so many "Loonies" maybe we shouldn't be so shocked after all!

PS: Sorry this spoof is not funny, I can't seem to laugh somehow!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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