Minnebago Homes Recalled After Sex Problems Emerge

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Tuesday, 4 May 2010

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In a report out in the Wall Street Journal this morning it predicts a recall of thousands of Minnebago Motor Homes even if they are not being driven around.

"To our faithful customers, it has come to our attention that several of our motor homes, still as much in demand today as when they were first made, have been rocked and knocked until the area under the pull-out beds may collapse through the floor.

If you will bring your home in or if it has been parked for at least six months, we will come to you and get that floor fixed for you."

-Minnebago Motor Homes.

We immediately sent our reporter, Tootor Day, out to see the Minnebago Home people. Here is his report:

"Minnebago has had several reports of couples beds going through the floor as they had rocked the whole motor home for years. They say that if someone ignores the "Don't Bother Knockin', If The Trailer Is Rockin'" signs have been ignored and that was when there was extra pressure on the bed because of the sudden speeded up rocking."

"A few couples have had to have someone call the Jaws of Life wrecker and ambulance crews to get them out."

"One couple, in their 70's, apparently rocked their motor home all the way over on it's side. They say they were very embarrassed to be pulled out stark naked but that the owners of the vehicles in the neighborhood gave them a round of cheers, whistles and clapping."

"Mr. & Mrs. Doe stated that all they could do was take a bow."

"This is Tooter Day of UP2.

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