Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were last night arguing over her teeth, presumably having nothing better to do since their wealthy husbands are likely away on 'business'.
"I refuse to accept she's had any work done on her teeth at all," grumbled a fanatic. "Our 'Lady' Susan is far too perfect to need anything done to her teeth."
"Yes, we know her teeth looked totally different a few years back, but they must have been healed through the power of prayer!" beamed a couple of fanatics praying.
"Well, I know from watching my copy of 'Monarch of the Glen' that everything is free in Scotland, so she could have had her teeth fixed at no cost!" rambled a deluded American fanatic.
"Impossible!" said another American fanatic. "They don't have dentists in Scotland. She'd have had to have gone to London, but then we'd have known about it!"
"Well, my wealthy husband is a dentist!" boasted yet another American fanatic. "I would have asked him, but he suddenly had attend a conference in Hawaii and had to take his nurse with him."
"There will be no discussion on Susan's teeth," barked the chief fanatics. "Her teeth are perfect, and that's that. If your opinion differs then you should go get yourself a purple scarf."
SuBo's team were unavailable for comment, presumably because they've got a life!
