Lady Godiva pens new song for Susan Boyle and Snoop Doggy Dogg

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 2 May 2010

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Snoop to rap with Subo on Subo's new CD

Yes it is true. One of our own writers has penned a new song for Subo's new album. It's a rap song and it's hoped that Snoop will 'do' a duet on the album.

Yes I'm Subo and don't you guys fret
I's got lots o' singing to do just yet
I've found my feet and I know what's hip
I'm enjoying sailing on this musical ship.

Come on and join me. Get right down
Turn those frowns o' yours upside down.
No fan-a-tics are allowed
Red Scarf Brigade of you I'm not proud.

Snoop's my man and he's singing wi' me
He's going down on bended knee
He'll not be wearing mo' bling than Moi
Coz I sent Simon shopping to.....La Croix

Come on ladies come wiggle those hips
Just ignore those dozy wee drips
Who wear the red scarves e-specially the plastic
Come on Snoop let's do something drastic.

Och wee Snoop you're good in the groove
Now wiggle your hips. Do the 'Subo move'.
That's right, you dig it and I dig it too
Snoops you're da man och I love ya I do.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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