Written by IDIOT

Sunday, 25 April 2010

image for 'Old Testament' God to Run Against His Son Jesus For U.S. President in 2012
"I'm back and I'm OLD SCHOOL!!!"

It took some convincing but Karl Rove has done it again. In negotiations with Heaven, earlier this week, he got the big G to run for President. It has turned out that God was rather cheesed-off that his son thought he could be President, but dear-old-Dad could not.

Mr. Rove was able to show that if God took on his "Old Testament" persona, he could get any and all conservative Christian (and some Jewish) votes.

The holy ghost is trying to stay neutral on this, saying "Just call me 'Switzerland', I cannot side with either of them and am glad I don't have a vote!"

Jesus responded to this news by saying "I mentioned running for President at dinner and Dad did not say a thing! Now he has gone and done this. I think he has gotten bored. I am going to give him a run for his money and have some serious dirt I can dig up via that Old Testament."

No one is sure who could play second-fiddle to God as Vice President. Although the Devil has also expressed an interest in power-sharing. There would have to be some serious image changing to get people to vote God Devil 2012. Perhaps a name change is in order, such as Beelzebub or the illuminating name of Lucifer. Yep, if you are into old-school conservatism Vote God Lucifer 2012.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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