US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

Written by Cuff

Friday, 16 April 2010

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Did she mean praying or preying?

Devout Athiest and known feminazi Judge Barbara Crabby has declared that Prayer Day is unconstitutional since it violates the Constitution's instruction of separation of Church and State.

Prayer Day has been recognized on the first Thursday of May since 1952 and both the current and former Presidents have participated. Ms. Crabby is put off at any mention of God since it interferes with her personification as a deity in her own right.

The alarming fact is that less than ten percent of the population is either atheistic or agnostic and yet the other ninety percent have their faces rubbed in the minority's doo doo.

"I don't give a rat's ass what the majority of people really want I'm a Jimmy Carter appointee and the rest of the country needs to catch up with the times."

My opinion is that all Americans have tried for decades to forget what a moron Carter was and all this has done is to remind us. When this intrepid reporter attempted to educate Ms. Crabby that the Constitution was crafted separating any 'single' Church from government in order to avoid the scenario our English brethren and sisteren had set. "Screw you and the Mayflower you sailed in on."

When it was explained to the goofball that the Declaration of Independence is forever married to the Constitution and clearly states that we are 'One Nation under God' and that it is up to each individual to worship God as an inalienable right. "Consider this a divorce you bible clinging gun tooter."

President Obama was no help at all. When asked what his opinion of the Wisconsin Judge was he merely said that if we separated God and the Country he would never have been allowed to run for office.

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