Nurse loses in crucifix row but receptionist allowed to wear a Burka

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

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I don't exist you made me up then decided to kill BILLIONS of your own kind because of me

Nurse Shirley Chaplin, 54, has lost her battle to wear a crucifix at work after a judge ruled she should have compromised with hospital bosses.

Meanwhile on a visit to my local hospital I noticed the receptionist was wearing a Burka, so no wonder Shirley is cross as she said "This is a very bad day for Christianity".

The best solution would be to make all these religious deluded people leave their religion at home and not bring it to their place of work.

Evidence shows that BILLIONS of people have been killed in wars and murders because of religious disputes, despite the fact they have had two thousand years to prove the existence of the invisible man in the sky and have failed to do so.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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