David Copperfield comes clean on Global Warming

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Wednesday, 14 April 2010

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Renowned magician David Copperfield has come clean today and admitted that so called "Global warming" was the biggest hoax he's pulled off yet.

When asked how he did it he declined to answer.

When asked why he did it he simply said he needed the cash and had struck a lucrative deal with G.E. for a percentage in the profits to be made from new green technologies.

He also said he has been severely depressed since the rise of newcomers such as David Blaine and Chris Angel "The Mind freak"

.The justice department is considering filing criminal charges against him. He is now being held in protected custody in an undisclosed location.

Authorities fear for the magicians safety stating there could be a back lash from many earth first groups and Al Gore.It is rumored that Rush Limbaugh was seen masturbating in his control room after hearing the surprising confession.

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