Climate boffins admit cock up!

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Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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The truth is finally out after climate scientists admit they got it wrong. With the build up of ice around the planet it now seems we have 'cooled' down too much and could now be facing an ice age!

"Yes, yes we got it partially wrong, if we carry on down this road we will be looking at snow storms in Africa by 2045," said one overly large craniumed bore. Following these facts Governments were busy planning action to stop the big freeze heading our way. They will soon be issuing leaflets to households asking them to keep their lights on throughout the night.

One light-fingered minister said "People need to waste as much 'electric' as possible by leaving TV's on when they are out and fridge doors slightly ajar. Oh and drive whenever possible, forget that walking stuff."

In a big U-turn the Labour party are promising to tax the most fuel efficient cars with a 10 times increase. Brown is expected to encourage people to go out and buy big cars that pump out lots of carbon monoxide. "We need to make a bloody big hole in that ozone layers again, sod Kyoto," he was heard saying.

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