California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

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Monday, 5 April 2010

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Negro Johnson the, "hero" of the situation says, "It was nothing, I knew that guy was up to something and plus theres a really hot chick and I want to score!"

Abbudin Yaqoot Saquala, a 46 year old male from Islamabad, Pakistan was caught trying to activate a bomb in a Yosemite, California bus. Witnesses say he took out a rather large brief case and when he opened it there were wires everywhere, and it started to beep.

The bus driver said he had tried to get everyone under control because of all the screaming and panicking but he could not do anything. But then Negro Johnson acted very bravely, quickly, and smartly as he used his steel toe boot to knock out Abbudin and take the bomb.

He broke one of the bus windows and got out of the bus and threw the bomb into a lake.

Luckily for everyone still in the buss Abbudin did not have any weapons on him, or other bombs.

Police are not ready to give out the actual picture of Abbudin but they have released what they say is a very accurate sketch of him. They have him in custody and if he is convicted of attempted murder, since he was trying to blow everyone up he would be sent to a maximum security prison for 25 years to life.

Abbudin is believed to be the leader of a group called Ashmabudacamda, which has attacked many other busses, and trains in the California area.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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