In a desperate bid to sell off every national asset whilst demonstrating his peerless negotiating brilliance to NuLabour's Benefit Claiming Clientelle; Prime minister Gordon Brown has sold the Isle o' Wight to America for $1 million dollars & a Free Family Disney Pass to the theme park in Orlando!
It was a bargain, only fair & you know....you know....totally transparent, the clearly deranged Scotsman blabbered whilst drooling & smiling oddly!
This partnership will demonstrate how "Diverse" the Labour government is to our friends across the pond, roared the far too pleased with himself Mr.Brown.
Mr.Obama was unable to sign the deal himself but authorised Wayne from accounts on the second floor of the US Embassy in Grosvenor Square to mosey on down to 10 Downing Street to drop off the check & the Disney Passes to the Prime minister in person.
A spokesman in Washington will tonight try to bury the news with an announcement during an ad break on the Jay Leno show.
Mr.Obama plans to start prospecting for minerals in Allum Bay & drilling for Oil just off of "The Needles".
An unconfirmed rumour has been flying around Capitol Hill that the President is planning on renaming the 51st State of America "The Isle o' Black" !