Oprah Winfrey's personal assistant announced today that the megastar/cash cow is not a Diva but in fact no different than the average American and just as sexually viable.
Ms. Winfrey is regarded as the most respected and admired African-American that can actually prove it and has built an incredibly diverse empire.
The revelation of her first orgasm since the Ted Danson era was motivated by her performing the voiceover on the popular Discovery series 'Life' and the resulting tremor that erupted during the segment showing Humpback Whales mating.
"It was a typical buildup scenario where the female was spinning and slapping her flippers attracting every horny beast in the sea. Next came the rush between the male behemoths that fought and swam frantically after the prick tease until the racing ho stopped to reward the last male floating."
Perverted viewers are warned that the winners 'package' was edited out of the final production although this assisted Oprah in her culmination. The pop came as the whales went down, real deep with only the imagination stopping thoughts of hitting bottom thus fulfilling some deep rooted desire or perhaps reminiscent of her thinner days.
In related news the specific whale in the broadcast was sued by both PETA and various child welfare boards due to the fact it had abandoned its young calf in order to get laid in the first place and perhaps all other places whales get cuffed.
