US President Barack Obama has been warned by Doctors to kick the smoking habit or he may well face an early grave.
During a recent check up Obama told his physician he was having trouble with coughs and that he was finding himself severely out of breath. He was advised to give up smoking and masturbating.
On hearing this the President informed his Doctor that he was a 20 a day man - plus he smoked a lot also.
Despite this advice Obama went for a second opinion. Again he was told to stop smoking and masturbating - when he asked his doctor why he should stop masturbating he was informed "it was upsetting the other patients in the waiting room!"
