In an effort to highlight the plight of female writers in the comedy field their representatives filed a sweeping civil suit in Federal court asking for class status since they can't achieve it on their own.
The Comediennes Union of Nipple Talent which represents every known female and transgender comedy writer, both of them, seeks one trillion in damages against both David Letterman and the brilliant satirist Cuff.
Letterman's only comment on the action was that since he fired all his female writers he hasn't gotten any action.
When quizzed about the implications, or perhaps to test whether or not Cuff actually edits content, the following quote was provided. "I have never prejudiced our entries based on sex but if we were offered we would hop on it like Michael Jackson in a bullet train to Thailand."
When reminded of the fact Michael Jackson was dead, Cuff replied: "Crap, where am I going to get our he-she black-white pedophile monkey ass material from and what was the original question?"
When asked why women comedy writers are not funny. "Oh no you don't. That is a trap question and I am smart enough to know if I say anything bad about women I will never get laid again, at least not for free. I pride myself as an equal opportunity exploiters and actually promote the concept of women learning how to write funny instead of just providing material. My reporting has a long standing credo of publishing tasteless and insensitive material regardless of gender or whether it is funny or not and we stand up for that (every Friday night at the improv)."
If you are reading this then you know they are telling it like it is.
