Alert!! Level Red!! - A Fatwa was declared against writers at TheSpoof.com because of constant articles ridiculing the Taliban, suicide bombers, Muslim extremists, and a host of other things that seem strange and humorous to infidels.
A critical red alert has been declared here TheSpoof.com's elegant headquarters at 12 Downing Street next to the British government (the site was chosen to be as close as possible to TheSpoof.com's major source of material). This has caused some worry to the Prime Minister and officials at #10 who have elected to move up a few numbers in case of bomb blasts.
The offices have been sandbagged and surveillance cameras set up for security. Everyone entering the premises are subjected to metal detectors and pat downs, especially attractive women.
The death decree was issued particularly because of one writer, Neil _______ (his name is hidden for the bastard's safety) who they thought had compared the Prophet Mohammed to a swine. What he actually had said in his thick brogue was "I want some mo-ham-bread man! Dis here ain't enought to feed a rat!"
If any members of the assassination branch of the Fatwa group are reading this, Neil was accidentally pushed in front of a lorry this morning, so you needn't bother coming around to get him.
Another office worker named Michael _____ was also named because they thought he had said "Allah, a clever rake was the Prophet!", when he actually had said "God, will we ever make a profit?".
In his case, I don't really like him anyway, so you will find him tied up in the third stall in the second floor men's room at Heathrow. Have at him and leave me in peace!
