Written by Danny Buckle

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Carol writes for the times, well I say writes, she stomps her paws all over a PC keyboard and out comes a load of old shite.

Her latest drivel features ridiculing football genius Paul Gascoigne. Gazza has never made a secret of the fact that he suffers bi-polar disorder, a terrible mental affliction that can result in a very self destructive state.

However Carol has ignored this, well she would you can't expect a dog to understand this sort of thing, and gone for painting one of footballs most gifted players as some kind of monster because he had the balls to admit to slapping his wife once.

Although there can never be an excuse for domestic violence some victims don't attract much sympathy. I doubt Ms Midgley would get any.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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