Jesus wants to be President

Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 15 March 2010

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The Big House or The White house. Where will he live?

On having recently read the news that the Holy Three are working hard to get Jesus elected in the 2012 elections I was pondering over the effect it will have on the majority of Susan Boyle's American fanatics.

When the news reaches them, if it hasn't done already, they'll be overjoyed. They'll definitely be voting for him no matter which party he chooses. Maybe he'll make up a new one like The Libercratics. Colour RED of course.

I feel sorry for him myself. I'd rather be crucified that let that mob anywhere near ME. Mind you, he'll soon learn, I hope. Well, his dad knows ALL so he's probably warned Jesus already (or J.C. as he's known to his close friends and family members).

What am I talking about. I don't even believe in him.

Never did and never will. How come he waited till it was safe to come to earth? Like, after all the dinosaurs became extict and the Ice Age was over. Bit wimpy if you ask me. He wore frocks all the time too.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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