Written by C. Cranium

Friday, 12 March 2010

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Most of these bone heads are being replaced

This reporter has learned from a reliable top official in the Obama administration that the executive branch of government is secretly planning the move of Washington D.C. to a small town in Nebraska.

The move will keep the majority of personnel in the executive branch and the entire Judicial Branch.

The existing Congressional Branch, which includes Congress and the Senate, will not be part of the capital migration west.

Instead each state will be advised to provide newly elected officials - all current Congressman, Senators, and staffs are ineligible for any type of governmental job.

The move is planned for July of 2011 and elections are scheduled February 2011.

All Congressional business will be frozen as is on June 30, 2011 and the current blunder heads given the boot.

The government will resume in the new capital and the new bipartisan Congressional Branch on July 5, 2011.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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