South African President Jacob Zuma is delighted that he'll finally be able to get hold of the Queen of England although he isn't sure if he'll marry her on this visit?
I'm looking forward to eating off those gold plates joked Mr.Zuma who has already enquired if he'd be able to take one home?
I'll wait until we are alone in Buckingham Palace before taking Her Majesty "Doggy Style" and making her "my bitch", announced Mr.Zuma in earnest.
I plan to do her using the "Knee trembler" position on Friday in the Guildhall library which'll give me a hearty appetite for the banquet.
I will protect myself as usual from disease by showering, just in case the bitch is unclean!
Mr.Zuma will be leading a delegation of various freeloading South Africans masquerading as business men during this weeks state visit.
