Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 February 2010

image for Subo Toilet Seat for sale on Ebay
I dreamed a dream the other night of a toilet seat sat on by Susan

Restaurant owner Jamie Gulliver is selling a toilet seat on Ebay that he claims was sat on by Susan Boyle Alias Subo when she visited his restaurant last year.

This follows on from the story of a Subo fan who paid 99p for a pound coin said to have been licked by Susan Boyle.

Now there is an absolutely frenzy of Susan Boyle memorabilia on sale on Ebay including a piece of turf that she allegedly walked on which was dug up from her garden and a snowball that was thrown at her during the current cold spell but unfortunately the snowball melted due to Global Warming.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Susan Boyle, Toilet, eBay




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