Obama Meets With Congressional Republicans. Their Response: "Duh?"

Written by b kenneth mcgee

Sunday, 31 January 2010

President Barack Obama met with Congressional Republicans on Friday in what was described as a "give and take" session. The Republicans to their regret, agreed to have the session televised. Plans were to "show case" the disagreements with Obama and "take him to the woodshed" for all of the country to see. It didn't work out that way according to the media, Fox News excluded.

After Obama left the meeting, most of the caucus members looked at each other and said, "duh." It was a "duh" heard around America.

"What did he say," was the comment most often heard. Congressman Jim DeMint stated to a fellow member, "I really kicked his ass, didn't I!" What did he say," responded the other Congressman. "I really kicked his ass, didn't I," responded DeMint. "You sure did," said another Congressman. What did he say?" "Yes siree, a real ass whipping," responded DeMint.

"He said he was having fun," said another GOP member. "He's a liar," said another. "He couldn't be having fun after the ass whipping we gave him. I can't wait till the folks back home see this on Fox. Hello November!"

Congressman John Boehner was glowing in the attention. He had presented the President with the Republicans plans for the future of America. What did he say John," asked a fellow member.

"Well" said Boehner, "I said, Mr. President, here are our ideas about how the country should move forward which neither you or your Democratic majority have paid any attention to. It is a full three pages single spaced, and I hope you have the time to read it."

"What did he say"?

Boehner replied, "He didn't even know I was insulting him."

"What did he say"?

Boehner replied, "He just put his hand on my shoulder, smiled, leaned in real close to me, and I think he said something about my mother."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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