Washington DC: The National Institutes of Health (NIH) released new findings relative to DNA research being conducted at their laboratory facilities. The DNA replication sequence has been further decoded, providing some very startling results.
Samples of DNA from Napoleon, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Richard Nixon, Ken Lay, Bernard Madoff, Marilyn Monroe, Albert Einstein and some members of the various Congressional Budget Committees were analyzed.
The DNA coding was in plain site written in Morse code on the double helix, apparently that's why it was overlooked for so long. Napoleon had the word COGNAC encoded. Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin had the word EVIL encoded. Richard Nixon, Ken Lay and Bernard Madoff had the word CROOK encoded. Albert Einstein had the word GENIUS encoded. Marilyn Monroe had the word WOW encoded. The members of the various Congressional budget Committees had the words BRILLIANT LEGISLATORS encoded.
NIH has sent a thank you note to the respective governments, relatives and Congress persons that provided the DNA samples. There are so many unanswered questions. Who put the coding in the DNA? What does the coding really mean? Should the testing of a baby's DNA be performed at birth?
Additional annual funding provided by Congressional stimulus packages and budgets will facilitate the continuing research to answer these and other pertinent scientific questions.
