Doh! Ha! - (Empty Quarter): Scientists are baffled. The genetic code of the wife of one of the world's richest men has sent shockwaves among paleontology's cryptozoologists.
Sheikha Mozzah's DNA has been traced to mutant human/dinosaur remains unearthed in Qatar's Umm Bab limestone outcrops during a 1950s gas field find.
The discovery, confirmed by geneticists at the UK National Poisons Unit, has thrown into turmoil the entire LNG-based British-Qatari relationship.
Mozzah, an iconic Qatari doppelganger of the Bride of Wildenstein trophy wife, may have been genetically engineered from the hybrid fossil's DNA.
The second of Qatari Emir Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani's three wives, Sheikha Mozzah has been instrumental in the oleaginous palm-greasing that led to vast gas export contracts with Great Britain.
"Basically the UK's been buying dodgy compressed Qatari fumes and passing them on to bonafide British gas customers," a National Poisons Units source commented.
"Next thing you know they'll be erecting a statue to Old Mozzy in Trafalgar Square if we're not very careful."