Former White House Bush-man John Michael Farren on $2 million bail

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 9 January 2010

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George W Bush gave Farren an A-1 reference when he quit the White Hous

New Haven, Conn - (Rioters): During his White House days Farren, 57, honed his pitbull reputation as a badass lawyer to the worst of the Bushes.

Yesterday a New Haven judge ordered him to provide a $2 million bail bond after police filed strangulation and attempted murder charges following a domestic fracas.

Farren apparently tried to hammer home his matrimonial message to wife Mary with a metal torch, knocking her unconscious and in need of hospitalization.

Just two days earlier Mrs F had served divorce papers on him citing 'cruel and unusual' behavior as the least of his worries.

A legal attorney by profession Farren had served President Bush Senior as a 1992 re-election deputy manager as well as deputy director for the Bush transition team in 1989.

In 2007 he became George Bush Junior's deputy White House counsel in a position where he was able to explore the pitbull instincts of his Bush family employers.

His attorneys said today they were confident he'd make the two million dollars bail.

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