Kevin Klym 'not a suspect' as model Paula Sladewski found in blazing Miami dumpster

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 8 January 2010

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Miami, Flordia - (OMG!): Rancho Cucamonga, Los Angeles labourer Kevin Klym, Sladewski's boyfriend, is categorically 'not a suspect' North Miami Police said today.

The former stripper and Playboy centerfold Paula Sladewski'a body had been discovered in a dumpster blaze last weekend.

Her charred remains were found just hours after the two had been partying at the Space night club in the early hours of Sunday morning.

Earlier a drunken fight ended up with Klym being thrown out by bouncers after Ms Sladewski 'began shouting and screaming' to be left alone.

Attorney Mark Beginin said today his client was being treated as 'a person of interest' by NMPD officials who had formed no theory about the former LA centerfold's death.

US and UK media today published reports about the couple's 'volatile' two year relationship, citing Ms Sladewski'a recently broken nose in a domestic fight.

Sladewski's stepfather Richard Watkins is also quoted as voicing his extreme concerns at recent text messages sent by Paula to former boyfriends about her dysfunctional relationship fears.

A postmortem examination report is expected later this week.

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