'Non-racial Henry Louis Gates incident' sees Cameron Reagan busted, again

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Mitigation: Granpa Ronald 'was nutz' and Grandma Nancy 'a terrible fright'

Los Angeles - (OMG!): Nancy Reagan is apoplectic.

31 year-old grandson Cameron Reagan has been busted yet again on suspected burglary charges.

The incident has been described by some as 'spookily reminiscent of the Henry Louis Gates incident' of 2009.

Except of course there were no racially motivated aspects to the bust which occured when police responded to an alarm call-out at his father Michael Reagan's former home.

Reagan was released on $10,000 bail following the definitely non-racially aggravated Henry Louis Gates-esque scuffle.

The incident is unlikely to result in an invite to beer and sympathy at the White House with President Obama, however.

And the experience is hardly new to the troubled 31 year-old.

In 1999 he received a six month sentence for auto theft.

Two years later he was ordered to a 90-day residential drug/anger management rehab program for marijuana possession and violating probation conditions in the car break-in case.

During court appearances Reagan cited an ongoing attention-deficit disorder in mitigation as well as 'having a grandma like Nancy Reagan.'

A succession of judges gave sympathetic and lenient sentences after hearing of his periods of destitution, living rough on the streets and 'having Granda Reagan on his back all the time.'

He'll appear in a LA court later this week.

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