Michelle leaves White House in a huff

Funny story written by jansal

Monday, 4 January 2010

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WHITE HOUSE WORRIED ABOUT FIRST LADY

White House correspondent James O'Day followed up on a story regarding the First Lady's hasty retreat yesterday right after breakfast at the Presidential mansion.

No one has seen or heard from her since she left and secret service big wigs are heard to be getting in deep trouble for not keeping closer tabs on her.

The President has been seen pacing back and forth in the Oval Office wringing his hands and shaking his head back and forth.

A press conference has been called to ask for help from the public in finding the First Lady. The President himself was too emotional to speak so he asked Nancy Pelosi to give his speech for him.

Stepping up to the microphone and clearing her throat, Mrs. Pelosi looked out across the crowd of reporters who had gathered here, note books ready to get all the information on this important White House news.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have been asked by the President to tell you all we know about the events that have transpired here today".

She cleared her throat again and brought the microphone closer to her lips; "At approximately 10 a.m. this morning, the wife of our President left the White House in a MUFF" !

"She took a brief walk around the grounds and immediately returned to her quarters".

Another, slip of the lip, causing a big stir among the press of our Nation.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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