PALM BEACH, Florida - Donald Trump's ex-wife Ivana Trump was escorted off of a Delta-Northwest jet as it sat on the runway ready to take off.
It seems that Ivana who is 60, but looks 70, became very upset because there were some children talking somewhat loudly.
The Czechoslovakian born socialite hollered at the children to be quiet. When they ignored her she began using the F-word. At first on the children and then she used the F-word directed towards a baby who began crying due to her raising her voice at the children.
One of the flight attendants told Ms. Trump to refrain from using the F-word. Ivana used the F-word on her. The attendant then told the pilot to intervene. Trump tossed the F-word at him.
The pilot called airport police. Two officers arrived immediately and they attempted to escort Trump off the plane. She used the F-word on them as well. One of the officers told her that unlike the children, the baby, or the pilot he was not going to take her shit.
She hollered out that she was Ivana Trump. One of the airport policeman identified as Blake Lenncutt replied that he didn't give a damn if she was Queen Elizabeth, Nancy Pelosi, or Lady GaGa, and that if she did not cooperate that he was going to pepper spray her.
She screamed that he would not dare because she was Donald Trump's ex-wife and that furthermore she...pissssst! pissssst! pissssst!
Queen Ivana the First started screaming like the little punk she is. She kept saying that her eyes were burning. Lenncutt replied, "Well, duh, that's why it's called pepper spray you arrogant, sarcastic, silver spooned-mouth bitch."
She began hollering even louder, but now in her native Czechoslovakian. The other airport policeman Vince Taranella told her that this was an 'English Only' flight. She then started hollering in French and trying to kick both officers. This time Lenncutt hit her twice with his taser gun, zaaaap! zaaaaap!
Finally two more airport police arrived and they helped pick the pompous troublemaker off the floor and hauled her off the plane like a sack of potatoes.
As they were carrying her off one of the other passengers got a good look at her face and said, "Damn, no wonder the Donald dumped her ass...she is one ugly-looking skank!"
In other news. North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il said that for Christmas he received a fully equipped working 1997 missile from Iran. He said that he will have it painted in the official North Korean colors and he hopes to launch it sometime within the next two weeks.
