Baby Donald Trump III Fires His Parents

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 11 June 2009

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DTIII Fired Mumsie and Pater

The Donald Trump the Seconds have decided to pull up stakes from one of Daddy's luxurious hi rises but the greedy parasites' grab for a bigger and better portion of the dole was not without consequences. Their near new born, Donald Trump the Third reportedly did like like the new digs and felt loyalty, not a Trump inherited trait, to Grandpapa.

InfanteDTIII wrote on his blog that he wanted out of the yuppie welfare family that nature has condemned him to:

"I did not ask to be born to the Seconds! My specific request was to be a bastard son of The Donald himself and to scratch and claw my way up until I had overcome DTII(not a grueling task, let me assure you...) and marry some girls just like the bimbos that hook up with dear old Granddad!"

DTIII's blog's latest entry simply read: Mumsie and Pater, You're Fired!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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