"Oh we'll never give up", stated long time NRA member, Honus Johnson Jr. "You can tell that the President's lying, when you see his lips move. hee hee. When his lips move...get it?"
Yes, we got it.
"He's not going to turn this country into a Commie nation I'll tell you that. Why, this ain't the same US of American that my daddy fought and died for, ain't that right, Daddy?"
"That's right, son."
"We're going to Washington in the Spring and set on the sidewalk until they haul us away, about 10,000 of us. I'm taking something to sit on in case the sidewalk is too hot. Besides I got this big wart on my ass from crapping on frogs in the dark during blackout at 'Camp Take-America-Back'."
Honus then spoke about not paying anymore taxes for the government to spend on themselves.
"They want us to spend money, they're going to have to leave us some. That's what Daddy says, don't you Daddy?"
"Always have, Son. You seen your mother around?"
"She left with that Census taker again, same as ten years ago, only it was a different one. She'll be back. He won't."
Then the group all gave a rallying shout! Till Spring! We take back the country!', took their Valium and left.
