Gordo Plenty To Retire

Written by Gordo Plenty

Friday, 18 December 2009

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Gordo Plenty during self interview

Vapid, Ukraine - Gordo Plenty has decided to retire after trying for 2 weeks to gain any points on TheSpoof.com.

'I have written articles and jokes and even a couple news briefs and I can's seem to climb higher than 45 on the list of writers', Plenty whined earlier today.

His stories have not garnered the following he had hoped for and he has decided to try to find blind followers somewhere else.

He may occasionally write for The Spoof, but then again, since he is such a whiner, we may never know.

Of course, Plenty states that if he gets at least 100 people to read this article, he may just stay.

Tune in tomorrow and see where he is. Or isn't, as the case may be.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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