Baltimore MD: Dr. Glory Hole graduated from Johns Hopkins University Medical School today, magna cum laude.
The new doctor is the daughter of Arse and Donut Hole who immigrated to the US from East Germany in 1975 by escaping through a hole in the wall. Arse is a sewer worker with the Baltimore Department of Public Works. Donut, in addition to being a homemaker, runs a successful Bunt Cake bakery in the city.
The proud parents indicate their first born daughter's education has put them in a deep financial hole, but well worth it. Glory's two sibling sisters Peep and Pie, while still in high school, have their hearts set on developing an 18 hole golf course. The Holes reside on Coulee Road.
Dr. Hole plans to specialize in Gynecology.
