School Administrators Shocked By Students Slow Dancing; Students Say "Just Trying To Close The Gap"

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Monday, 2 November 2009

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Reports are coming in from across the country that school administrators from grade school to high school are complaining about the behavior of students at sponsored dances. Evidently, the dancing has become so provocative that teachers and administrators are having closed door meetings trying to decide how to stop the lewd behavior.

One teacher, speaking on condition of anonymity said "I can remember when a girl might ask her partner if he had a pencil in his pocket....now I am hearing more and more...."If that's not a pencil in your pocket.....I hope Bubba cuts in." It is really getting out of hand. I can remember when ....going all the way..was sticking your tongue in some ones ear...heck it was the only time in my life that I ever waxed poetic. But it is different now....I just get so excited ...watching!"

The students have another point of view. JR McCorkle Jr of Louisburg, High school in Louisburg NC said......."What a bunch of phonies...like they didn't do it in the back seat of cars...and behind a tombstone in the cemetery. We're just trying to close the gap here.....out front ...so to speak...and when they say it's out of hand....well..if that's is all they ever knew...no wonder they're so up tight"

In one reported incident in Columbia, South Carolina police broke up a group sex party at a local motel after the prom. An embarrassed school administrator explained that the meeting there of teachers, parents and administrators was NOT sanctioned by the school board.

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