Feminine care company to sponsor "Teabagger Movement" name change forthcoming

Funny story written by BillD

Monday, 30 November 2009

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"Now we'll get the respect we really deserve", states head bagger Dick Armey. For months this rag-tag org. has criss-crossed the country bringing their brand of fair and balanced public debate to town hall meetings.

"With this sponsorship from feminine care company Winter Morn we will not only bring attention to ourselves but in a funny way it will shine a light on what we are", states regional coridinator Eyema Goober.

Goober also said, "These big floppy hats don't come cheap and add to that the cost of tea bags, well you've got the recipe for a pretty costly weekend of getting our views out their. We are so glad the Winter Morn people stepped up with their support but, their backing was not the only corp. that reflects our views and ideals, in fact the Preperation H people are considering joining us next year. They stated their product and our views mirror each other".

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