Busy shaking hands and kissing babies in Asia, President Obama totally forgot about closing the Guantanamo Bay Torture Chambers!
Thousands of blood-thirsty global tourists dying to visit the site are now very upset and are demanding their money back.
Obama totally forgot about the site whilst concentrating on being "Buddies" with the Chinese and North Korea, he even donned a pair of Jackboots for his visit to "P(y)ongyang in solidarity with their rather loopy dictator, Kim Jong-il (very ill!) and found them to be quite dashing!
Bookings for a hot trip to the "House of Horrors" in Guantanomo Bay have even outstripped Alcatraz, Madame Tussauds, the very bloody-ex Tamil region of Sri Lanka, Ethiopan hunger camps, Ruanda's "chopping fields" and Cambodias "Killing fields" + many more!
As soon as "Oba" get's back to the US he has promised the "bloood starved sensation tourists" to rid the joint of it's prisoners, open up the place still smelling of their "blood, sweat and tears" and for the first hundred tourists a special dose of Guantanomo torture!!
Sadomasochist, Pearce In-Meathookinmybutt, jumped the queue and smiled wickedly!