Harry S Truman rolling in his grave!

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 14 November 2009

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My kinda president!

Tokyo - (Ebola Gay!): Japanese comfort women were ministering to his every need this weekend as President Obama recovered from a deep, grovelling bow before Emperor Aki Shit-Ho and his gargoyle fossil spouse.

Obama is on the first leg of a four day Oriental legover trip having left wife Michelle and daughters Sasha and Malia back home in DC.

The televised act of obeisance before Japan's puppet emperor has been dubbed a disgrace among Democrat stalwarts.

"First Lady Bess Truman would have had Barack whorsewhipped!" sources close to the Presidential Library & Museum at Independence, Missouri said today

But White House minders were having none of it and quickly quashed rumors the trip is a routine chance for the President to get some much needed foreign nooky.

"Besides, Michelle's got the chastity ring remote decoder," a security detail minder admitted.

"So, no surprise presidential election this weekend," Radio Kawasaki news reports concurred.

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