Major 'Abu' Nidal Malik Hasan: Pentagon probes shooter shrink

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Friday, 6 November 2009

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His PLO namesake 'Abu Nidal' was once described as a self-serving patriot turned psychopath

Texas - (Kabulshit): Fort Hood military psychiatrist Major 'Abu' Nidal Malik Hasan had a long hystery.

US military forensics described this as a huge admiration of Palestinian Fatter-Revolutionary Council terrist and 'father of the struggle' Sabri Khalil al-Banna, a.k.a. Abu Nidal.

Pentagon top brass commented today that the wackjob Major might even have been copycatting his PLO rejectionist front namesake's 1985 onslaught on Israeli targets.

These singled out El Al ticket ticket desks at Rome and Vienna airports using Arab gunmen sky-high on amphetamines and other stimulants, killing 18 and wounding 120.

Abu Nidal 'suicided' himself in a Baghdad sheesha bar circa 2002 after discovering the contents of a leading British broadshit's advance obit column.

This described him as a 'self-serving patriot turned psychopath'.....whose warp(ed) drives pushed him to the limits of hideous, mercenary crime.

Chemical Ali once beat him at poker.

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