Copycat Taleban shoot-out at Fort Hood Corrall?

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 5 November 2009

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The camp commander's got Fort Hood on lockdown

Texas - (Rotters): The massacre of 12 US soldiers at Fort Hood 'could be a copycat ambush', our man in Kabulshit explained today.

The spokesman said the US incident bore some of the hallmarks of this week's Afghan police officer's shooting of five UK soldiers.

Thursday's Fort Hood massacre has seen 31 wounded by mystery snipers at the high security base near the Texan town of Kileen.

A couple of 'wackjobs in combats' - militaryspeak for camouflage fatigue nutvcases - were later detained by military police as the camp commander ordered an immediate lockdown.

President Obama went on primetime coast-to-coast and said the military base lies some 60 miles from Waco, scene of a previous shoot-out involving nutter Branch Davidians.

David Koresh was a bi-polar freak.

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