Election anniversary shocker for Obama

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Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Diamond geezer...

Washington - (AC/DC): UK politicians once dubbed Barack Obama Africa's diamond geezer.

Now, however, they're not so sure amid transatlantic numerology backlash fears as Neptune, planet of illusion and toxic hubris, finally ends its retrograde cycle.

At first glance tomorrow's election victory anniversary celebrations seem a glittering dead cert.

But astrological twists and turns could see a complete obliteration of the 4 November 2008 Saturn/Uranus clash that jettisoned Obama to White House glory.

"That 2008 planetary aspect occured at 13.36GMT," a Bel Air astrologer to former First Lady Nancy Raygan commented.

"And, spookily enough, UN Resolution 1336 outlawed African Conflict or Blood Diamond smuggling as a means of bankrolling US elections."

No one in Capitol Hill's actually saying Obama was in any way involved in African conflict bijouterie, of course.

But numerologically speaking tomorrow's 18.10GMT Neptune aspect also coincides with a vital UN Resolution on the non-proliferation of weapons of mass destruction.

Michelle Obama's tarot reader remains nonplussed.

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