Sarah Palin Won't Use The "R" Word

Funny story written by Ed E. Druckman

Saturday, 31 October 2009

(Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance.

This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing her son Trig, who has Down syndrome, as "retarded."

Palin shot back in an e-mail that CBS, who aired the interview in which the statement was made, was "providing a forum to propagate lies."

The statement went on to say, "Trig is our 'blessed little angel' and is lovingly called that every day of his life. But what can you expect from a network run by people who haven't taken Jesus Christ as their savior."

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