Washington - (High Noon at the OK Corrall): "No one's exactly sayin' Judge Sonia 'Dildo Dyke' Sotomayor's a frickin' biased gun control freak from hell," a NRA convention heard today.
"But we have the constitutional right to deter undemocratic government, even at the point of a gun.
"We have the right to repel invasion, to suppress insurrection, facilitate natural self-defense rights, participate in law enforcement an'...er, the right to control in slave states like Washington DC!"
NRA grandees reckon today's decision by the US Supreme Court to rule on gun rights in America would in all likelihood drive a bulldozer over individuals' cherished constitutional rights.
"Hell, he's no fool, this President Obama," the conference was told, "we know he sleeps with a loaded forty five under his pillow every night!"
Michelle Obama favors a Glock.
